I am full of burrito and curiosity
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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