But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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