i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I touched a dick in church today
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I woke up under a house in Key West
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