For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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