real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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