omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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