For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
