margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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