Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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