This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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