Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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