we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ketchup is God's man juice
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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