But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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