Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
