yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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