5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Fuck appropriateness.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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