i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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