I'm drive I can fine osifer
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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