Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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