Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry about my life...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
