its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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