Fuck appropriateness.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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