Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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