I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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