**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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