Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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