found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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