Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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