my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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