She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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