Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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