I met the friendliest cop last night
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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