I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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