STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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