just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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