I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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