Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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