...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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