i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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