My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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