i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just sucked dick on a ferry
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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