The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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