don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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