Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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