Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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