Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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