I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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