that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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