Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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