so explain again why im purple
no
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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