idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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