11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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